Why do we need sustainability puns to keep the planet alive? Because global warming and world pollution is a serious business. We need some eco-friendly puns and jokes to keep our spirits high.
Some eco-jokes are so dried up that they will crack you up in no time. Some other puns are sarcasm intended for those die-hard pollutionists who just don’t care. And others are simply too funny not to share.
Sustainability Puns and Jokes
- Is it re-cycling if I ride my bicycle twice?
- A climate scientist and a climate change denier met in a bar. The denier said, nice to see you. The climate scientist replied, “Nice to CO2.”
- Some say these jokes are picked up from elsewhere. But I’m just recycling.
- Mac users are more environmentally friendlier than Windows. Why? Because Mac has a trash can, and Windows has a recycling bin!
- Why did the Leaf go to see the doctor? It was feeling green.
- What did the tree wear when it went swimming? Swimming trunks, of course
- What trees grow in your hand? Palm trees
- Father and son are walking down the road. Suddenly they see a stranger who the boy greets. The father asks, “Who is that?”. “it’s just someone from the environmental protection club.” The son replies, “He keeps asking Mom if the air is clean.”
- Organic of only for young people. Because at my age, I need all the preservatives I can get.
- What do organic farmers do in bed? Nothing at all! Because organic farmers do not spray.
- Animals don’t pollute the environment. So please behave like animals.
- How can you tell that you are too fat? When you are lying on the beach sunbathing, and several Greenpeace activists try to roll you into the sea.
- Do you know the difference between a rat and a human? The human invented the atomic bomb, but a rat will never invent a rattrap.
- What are politicians doing to save the environment? They are limiting heated debates to only one hour.
- Said one cow to the other “Don’t fart. You are polluting the environment.”
- Mother to son: “Stop being so lazy. Get up and move about!”, “No Mom. I’m saving energy. It’s the least I can do for the environment.”
- What did the eco-friendly prisoner ask for? A Solar cell
- Clean coal is much like wearing a porous condom. At least you had the good intention.
- If you meet another woman at the party, start talking about global warming. It’s a real icebreaker!
- How is smoking good for the environment? It kills humans!
- Said one planet to another. “You look sick. What’s the matter with you?” “I’ve got homo sapiens,” The other planet replied. “Don’t worry, it will pass soon.”
- I never leave a carbon footprint because I drive everywhere.
- It turns out the threat of global warming was false. We had just got Celsius and Fahrenheit mixed up.
- They cut down all the trees because they had to create the bailout money needed to create more green jobs and save the environment.
- What did the ground say to the earthquake? You crack me up!
Sustainability puns and ‘echo’ jokes: The End.
Puns and jokes about sustainability may make us laugh for a few short seconds, but the grim facts remain. Environmental pollution and global warming are serious problems that must be addressed as soon as possible. These jokes may help spread awareness about sustainability, but at the end of the day, we need to stop joking around, get down on our hands and knees and make a change.
Also read: The dangers of rejecting society and why we need to change for a better tommorow.
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